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Cupcakes are sweet and delicious!Ahhhh! Much Better. Los Pollos Hermanos!
I think you should use this to your advantage. You should definitely be too weak to shower and require sponge baths or better during the hot nurses' shifts (I assume there have to be some). And we're taking it up a notch (Let's get nuts!). About 2 hours after your sponge bath - you crap yourself in bed. And she comes back to clean it up and sponge bath you all over again. You should at least be able to do this for a couple days before she catches on. Beyond the recreational enjoyment you should get from this exercise, when else is it going to be socially acceptable for you to sh1t yourself? 50 years (hopefully)? Carpe Diem my friend!
Hope recovery is going as well as it can, Brian! -F Julie
I hope God is listening and I hope He's hearing from everyone. He's been with you and His strength will carry you to the end of this test. Prayer changes things. All you have to do is ask, Shock the world, Monkey...See ya soon. UJ
Keep up the good fight, Monkey! We're all out here rooting you on! Hope you recover VERY SOON and can enjoy some Christmas cheer!!! You and Julie are in our thoughts *constantly*. Emmy & Ed